This one was part of a whole shelf load of tracts some guys had set up outside the Buchanan Galleries a while back (The same one I got the "Fossil Hat" card, and some other stuff still to be blogged)
Hit the jump in the future for a page you will see slightly further in the future.
THE FUTURE!!! The future is SCARY! People use bullshit METHODS to try to PREDICT the future. Here is a bullshit method to make YOU feel good about THE FUTURE, without actually helping anything. It's like a placebo, but not as good.
And yup, the whole argument to soften you up for the conversion attempt is "Shit happens."
and so forth