Pope Day Madness - Part Two - The Popenning.

In Part 1, (here if you missed it) we covered the EU being a SEKRIT CATHOLIC CONSPIRIACY and how there is a SEKRIT CATHOLIC CONSPIRIACY to undermime the royal family and how his GREATEST CRIME is making the sabbath a Sunday.

The weirdest however is yet to come. Hit the jump for PART TWO.

Eurgh. I don't really have much for this page. I kind of wore myself out on the later stuff. With that said, here it is. Have fun with it.

It's hard to tell from the way it's been shortened here (gee how convenient) but in the Catholic version of the commandments, 1 and 2 are squeezed together (2 isn't omitted btw except in Pope-Is-Antichrist Fantasyworld) and 10 is stretched out for no apparent reason. Strange, but it's not like the commandments were ever actually numbered in the first place. All this means is you've got the same stuff numbered differently.

Also the C of E once taught that the pope was the antichrist and that DEFINITELY means that the POPE is ACTUALLY the ACTUAL Anti-Christ ACTUALLY!

Oh goodee! Another END IS NIGH rant. What do we have this time?

Ugh. No you fucking cretins. Evolution is a proven and observed fact. God creating the universe in six days and resting on Saturday and definitely not Sunday you Catholic heathen is NOT a proven and observed fact. 

This modern travel which the bible makes no reference to is EXACTLY what was predicted in the bible...... How....the.........UGH this is insane!

Okay so obviously this chunk here is an incredibly sexist and horrible bit (WOMAN IN CHARGE OF STUFF? OH TEH NOES!!!)

It does however point out correctly that Sarah Palin's rise to a position of influence does indeed bring around the possibility of the world ending quite painfully. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

HOMOSEXUALS EXIST AND I CAN'T STAND IT!

And so finally the tract either assumes you've given up, or you're going to accept anything it says, and it just starts throwing out the most ridiculous stuff it can think of.

AN OBSCURE NAME THE POPE NEVER USES ADDS UP TO 666 IF YOU COUNT IT UP IN ROMAN NUMERALS OH NOES!

AND THEY'RE LIEK GOING TO TEAM UP WITH THE UNITED STATES FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

ALSO THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS A DINOSAUR AND......wait WHAT?!

I give up. This is just completely fucking nuts.

Just to top it off, one of the websites it cites at the end has an article on its front page which claims that the sun is rotating around the earth, which is the centre of the universe....... I fucking give up.

And finally, time to sell even MORE conspiracy madness! It just never ends.

So yeah. That's it.... Holy shit.... I mean.... wow... These guys have REALLY spent a lot of time cataloguing their paranoid conspiracy rants and delusions in handy 8-page form. I honestly don't think I've done this madness justice. I doubt I've even come close. But hey, it's out in the wild now. Have fun picking it apart for youself. As unlikely as it is to happen, I really don't want to see this sort of bullshit brush off on the rest of the Pope Sucks movement, namely the bit that's pissed off for legitimate reasons like covering up for kiddie fiddlers, lying to third world countries about AIDS and contraception, likening atheists to nazis, and generally being a gigantic tosser! Sure the pope sucks....but...like, for REASONS!

This stuff is also something which if people take seriously, could do a LOT towards opening up a lot of old Catholic Vs Protestant sectarian bullshit, which is no good for anyone and causes ENOUGH trouble already. I can only be relieved that this is all just psychotic paranoid ramblings of a fringe group of conspiriacy nuts and nobody's really going to take this shit seriously, right?

Right?