Okay I admit it. I think this one's kind of cute. It was a freebie last year some time in the Sunday Herald, which in general, and in spite of this, is a pretty good broadsheet, albeit rather old fashioned. So yeah.
Hit the jump for the inside, and a video clip.
Basically, this is highlights from the Bible, translated into modern Glaswegian dialect (the cute, folksy version, as opposed to the AWRITE YA BAWHEID version)
Here's a clip from it.
While like I said, this IS kinda cute, I think I'd take Billy Connolly's Glasgow take on the Bible any day.