He was able to remove his face at will.
His head could shrink while his body grew to enormous proportions.
He hit the jump for the rest
He did a whole bunch of irrelevant stuff.
He was a famous footballer, businessman, weightlifter and hillwalker
He was capable of changing age and race at will
He went and died.
Therefore, God exists.
Nothing too weird about this one, except for its general sillyness. The weird bit comes in when a remake showed up in which our shapeshifter is apparently replaced by John Prescott or something. Read on....