Found this one today at the traffic lights on the St Enoch side of Buchanan Street. It was a bit soggy, but I've managed to keep it in one piece
Already from the front you can just TELL that this is going to be a pioneer of good taste. Hit the jump for the rest.
Wait a minute.....they missed out Billy Mays on their dead list. How can I POSSIBLY take this seriously when they won't even acknowledge the death of such a legend?
At least there doesn't seem to be any Fires Of Hell scaremongering in this one, just the rather vague threat that your death is always approaching and might be as soon as (dramatic pause) TODAY!! Someone needs to point out that dramatic pauses in small tracts just makes you look all melodramatic.
Wait wait wait....Living wills? Is this tract actually promoting USEFUL, PRACTICAL ADVICE? Slightly out of place when put alongside junk like "bank in heaven" and "please God in all you do," but I suppose I can't be too harsh on that bit.
...So instead I'll just go with STOP USING DEAD CELEBRITIES TO PROMOTE YOUR CAUSE. DISCLAIMERS DON'T MAGICALLY MAKE IT OKAY OR MORE TASTEFUL!