Crucifying a guy outside Forbidden Planet

Back when I started collecting tracts, this was one I would find quite often. It's a plug for what I guess is a relatively new-ish church. Its members pop up every so often in the city centre to preach to folks, always handing out the same one or two tracts each time. On one occasion, they even staged a crucifixion re-enactment in the middle of Buchanan Street. I found the video and it's just past the jump.

also lol papyrus font.

Blessed are the bawbags

Okay I admit it. I think this one's kind of cute. It was a freebie last year some time in the Sunday Herald, which in general, and in spite of this, is a pretty good broadsheet, albeit rather old fashioned. So yeah.

Hit the jump for the inside, and a video clip.

Meet ZBC

Every Sunday at half 2, almost without fail, members of the Zion Baptist Church will make their merry way into the city centre, pull out an amplifier, and politely inform passers by how much better they are than you, while handing out various tracts. Occasionally they'll also show up at art exhibitions and theatre shows and Marilyn Manson gigs, to protest their EVILNESS! They also have Billy Connolly on their shit list.

The rest of the tract follows after the jump as usual, plus a bonus video of ZBC in action.