Hey it's that guy again

 So, Winners' Convention eh? That makes it the opposite of <insert name of some nerdy convention here> lol i am comedic genis!

Found this one on Buchanan Street a few weeks ago, and would have probably missed it entirely if I hadn't seen this guy a couple of times before. At the very least he seems to have hired someone to make cards that don't make your eyes bleed.

Ron Weasley Died For Your Sins

Fair warning: Lots of tl;dr gabbing ahead.

Now this one might be interesting since I have actually had actual run ins with these actual guys actually. Destiny Church is just down the road from my old school. They would do services for Christmas and Easter and a whole bunch of us would go. I think we were about 60/40 between people who were there to skip class, and people who were there out of actual religious conviction......actually, the class that was on at the same time was Accounting and Finance. Make that 80/20.

You know what, I'm going to put the jump here.

Crucifying a guy outside Forbidden Planet

Back when I started collecting tracts, this was one I would find quite often. It's a plug for what I guess is a relatively new-ish church. Its members pop up every so often in the city centre to preach to folks, always handing out the same one or two tracts each time. On one occasion, they even staged a crucifixion re-enactment in the middle of Buchanan Street. I found the video and it's just past the jump.

also lol papyrus font.

You too can shave and not wear a hat with the help of Jesus

This was being handed out by some preachers on Sauchiehall Street last month.

Before, he had a hat, beard, and shades, and now he has a terrible haircut and vacant stare. TRULY this is a miracle.

A quick breather.

This is a handwritten postcard to you. Yup. That's right. You're special enough a friend to warrant a font that's meant to resemble handwriting. Seriously either type it using a typey font or actually write it by hand and photocopy it a bunch, but "handwriting" fonts invariably look lame.

But hey at least it's not Comic Sans.

or Papyrus.

Hit the jump for the inside.

Blur filter overload

Found on a bench last year (2009 how about that) in Sauchiehall Street. The church/tour it's advertising is/was in Edinburgh though, so yeah.

Hit the jump for the other side

Winners Chapel

Another oldie, from Sauchiehall street, printed on expensive looking card advertising one of those lavish, expensive looking travelling churches you get every so often.... in what is by all accounts a rather shitty hotel (same one as the Shiloh thing I mentioned a while back.)

Hit the jump for the back.

Shiloh

These type of things are a bit more of a rarity than your typical evangelical tract, but they still crop up every so often, usually advertising some sort of expensive looking event at a hotel. I'm not exactly sure QUITE what this sort of event is, but the image and language used makes it look like the sort of thing you'd expect to see on some kind of Televangelism channel or something.

The back doesn't do much to sway these concerns. Hit the jump.