Pope Day Madness - Part Two - The Popenning.

In Part 1, (here if you missed it) we covered the EU being a SEKRIT CATHOLIC CONSPIRIACY and how there is a SEKRIT CATHOLIC CONSPIRIACY to undermime the royal family and how his GREATEST CRIME is making the sabbath a Sunday.

The weirdest however is yet to come. Hit the jump for PART TWO.

Pope Day Madness - Part 1

You are not ready....

I'm serious. There is nothing you can do to prepare for the sheer madness that follows over the next eight pages.

For this faux-newspaper, given to me yesterday by a man on Buchanan Street, and being handed out by at least two others, could be the most bizarre and psychotic piece of work I have covered in the short time I have kept this blog.

Hit the jump for the madness