Beware - shitty poetry ahead

Found in a telephone box at Trongate

Hit the jump for the inside

Attempt to raise uncertainty of post-life circumstances - CHECK

Condescending reference to "religion" as if Christianity doesn't count - CHECK

Threats of hellfire and damnation to unbelievers - CHECK

Tum te tum...

I saw a poem upon a tract

and in that poem it said

that it's supposedly a fact

that hell awaits the dead

They figure if they write in rhyme

their writings must be true

but now I think that it is time

to say that that's just poo

For I can do crap rhymings too

and we can't both be right

so what I say to them and you

is that they're talking shite.